John's Gay

And we've learnt to kick a ball
We're not quite cynical
But we've written on the wall
John's gay he's gay
And Janet's friends with John
She says that we're all scum
He just gets his homework done
And won't play not today

What will we grow up to be
(Ask your brother)
What will we grow up to see
(Can be bothered)
Will you still be friends with me
Fourteen fifteen sixteen

Martin grew out of his A-Team vest
Nicked the pedals off my BMX
And he says that he's had sex
with a girl for effect
I lost my virginity
The year above us had discovered E
And I said it weren't for me
Twelve pounds fifty

What will we grow up to be
(Ask your brother)
What will we grow up to see
(Can be bothered)
Will you still be friends with me fourteen fifteen

We hide in bandstands and talk in the dark
Rain's never cold when you're young
We were devoted to us from the start
I know too much how to feel young

And we've learnt to kick a ball
And we're not quite cynical
And we've written on the wall
John's gay he's gay
What will we grow up to be
(Ask your brother)
What will we grow up to see
(Can be bothered)
Will you still be friends with me fourteen fifteen

What will we grow up to be
(Ask your brother)
What will we grow up to see
(Can be bothered)
Will you still be friends with me
Fourteen fifteen young